just one English bitch-of-a-girl that has come to save the world from it's stupidity. A lot of love and randomness was put together to make this page, so enjoy motherfuckers!

Nathan + his suits

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w a r n i n g: t r i g g e r i n g

dyingvintage:

emily-sheerio:

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w a r n i n g: t r i g g e r i n g

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musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

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itsmeagan:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

I want this painted on my wall.

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the-sparrowfliessouthforwinter:

ibelongtomusealone:

serious question are there any other channels in england besides bbc?

bbc two

bbc three

bbc parliament, the height of british entertainment

bbc news 24

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BBC Four, CBBC, CBeebies

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petuniathewanted:

That awkward moment when you wish you had people texting you cause you refuse to do homework after cleaning, but instead everyone else is out having a fun time and you’re stuck at home, in a hell house, with no air, wishing it would rain. And that you could cry without people asking what’s wrong.


Story. Of. My. Life.

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why caN’T I JUST MEET A GUY WHO LOVES THINGS I DO AND DOESN’T THINK I’M AN UGLY PIECE OF SHIT

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